I don’t even want a girlfriend.
I just want a hot friend that is a girl that I can make out with and have sex with whenever we both feel like it.
(via tsvbi)
I am hungover
I shouldn’t drink wine.. I probably went through a bottle and a half by the end of the night

(Source: source-of-most-frustration, via quincidk)

by Emma Hack

First trailer for Arrested Development - Season 4!
(Source: timetoputonashow, via allostasis)
Remember on ‘Round the twist when pete got pregnant with a tree?
You can’t beat australian dramas.
I’m actually legit serious, how did he not win an oscar or logie for this? Look at that face on the bottom row in the middle. Can you just….not imagine getting awarded for that?

Two girls with long pony tails.
(Source: liquidconfidence, via superjammm)





