gayblowjob:

I don’t even want a girlfriend.
I just want a hot friend that is a girl that I can make out with and have sex with whenever we both feel like it.

(via tsvbi)

wishcandy:

wishcandy:

Countess de Breakfast, 8x10 inches. Oil & graphite on wood.
Never give up. Finish what you start. If you don’t fight for your dreams nobody else will.

I am hungover

I shouldn’t drink wine.. I probably went through a bottle and a half by the end of the night

Rugged up after a hard night of drinking and partying
Instagramed via madeline_wood

every successful man has a woman under his skirt

kuenstlichewelten:

by Emma Hack
awkward-with-freckles:

Remember on ‘Round the twist when pete got pregnant with a tree?
You can’t beat australian dramas. 
I’m actually legit serious, how did he not win an oscar or logie for this? Look at that face on the bottom row in the middle. Can you just….not imagine getting awarded for that?
drawingsofgirlson:

Two girls with long pony tails.
almostgolden:

going here this summer! <3